Finally someone else has said it. I mean I have been shouting this from the rooftops for a while now but I never thought I’d be taken seriously. No longer will I sit alone at the lunch table crying silently into my milk carton.
Now that I’m totally justified by calling myself famous I’d like to turn your attention to a cause that I feel very connected to. One that, through the past decade and a half, has helped Ethiopian babies or something. It’s called the Columbo award (better known as The Rubber Chicken.) This award, my friends, is pretty much just voting for your favorite blogger in a popularity contest style rampage.
Just click 5 for my post “Want Traffic? Rank for High Traffic keywords“ and 1 for everyone else. Who are these guys anyway? They clearly are not as famous as me. If you’d like to read the others the list is as follows
- We Add Words to AdWords… Google Subtracts them
- Why eBay and Wikipedia rule Google’s SERPs
- SEOs home alone – Google’s nightmare
- 13 Things to Do When Your Loved One is Away at Conferences
- SEO High School Confidential – Premiere Edition!
- The Sphinn Awards – Part I & -Part II.
- Top 21 Signs You Need a Break From SEO (2007 version)
- 10 Signs That You May Be a Blog Addict
- The SEO’s Guide to Beginners
- The Internet Marketer’s Nightmare
- Mission Accomplished — Top Ranking in Google
- Google Interiors – the day my house became searchable
Thanks to everyone for reading 
Also, these writers above are pretty great and it’s an honor to be mentioned with them.
If you want to read more about the Rubber Chicken Award head on over to Mike Blumenthal’s great site.
Tags: i'm famous, popular, vote for me, voting
This is a popularity contest?! I’m screwed.
Does infamy count for anything?
Doh! Famous or not, while chasing a single “5″ you could at least tell your readers that voting with a bold “4″ for the others is well deserved. Also, James’ and my voting-whore-posts are way more user friendly, having illustrated voting guides, how-to-vote-for-me FAQs and all that.
Best of luck!
@Sebastian it’s true, my post may not be as user friendly… but when you are as famous as me you just don’t have enough time to hand-hold all of your fans
Ok, that’s one for you. However, I’m evil, so here is a boobie pic that you can hotlink in your post. You need at least a couple votes from the Web’s perverts hehe
Typical…. a guy gets all the credit!! Helloooooo…, aren’t we forgetting to give somebody a little credit??
@sebastian – I’m not diggin that picture!!
Shana
[...] I’m totally famous. – Dave worked for me at Indigio as the Senior SEO Manager. I hired this green, pup of a man based on his amazing skill set and his ingenuity (yes, he helped put himself through college by selling yellow water). After about a week, I off-handingly said, “Dave, start a blog.” Now that fucker is getting awards and recognition. I really need to see the kid fail because of my condition (I think its called “inflated ego,”), so dont vote for him. Please. [...]
I think I once had a nightmare about a woman like that. WOW! Gotta get that image out of my head!
I can’t blame you Shana! I wouldn’t be digging it either.
::start collecting wagers on whose ass she’ll kick first::