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Ripkanpitztickle was a funny man. He wanted me to see how quickly my blog is indexed. So I am writing this story about Ripkanpitztickle so I can rank for his name, that name being Ripkanpitztickle. If only he were real.

So I have been doing a little experimenting with social media as of late. This experiment goes on in a couple places that I am not going to name because I don’t want to call out/embarrass anyone by this… I have not done this on sites where I am normally a frequent user.

The premise for this experiment was “Create a social media profile with a girl name and cute picture - create another with a boy name and decent boy picture. Be active on each of these about the same amount and invite friends and comment in about the same way.”

After a month of “research” the girl-name/cute picture has three times as many “friends” and receives generally positive messages nearly daily and responses to “her” comments. While the boy-name was shot down on even his first comment and made fun of, and to date has no direct messages.

Conclusion - By having boobs you make friends more quickly and slow the generally “quick-witted-sarcastic-hate filled-comments” that reside in the vast majority of the male social media people.

To further justify my conclusion (and what prompted me actually posting about this experiment) I direct your attention to this hot sphinn topic. I made this same list, but since I don’t have boobs no one cares.

Just to be clear, I am not bitter about this. Shana really does deserve this biglist mention because she is a rather awesome blogger.

I just got lucky with a fan-boi post.